Cake and Boys and Tigey-wigeys

Tell me secrets   The personal blog of Princess Dani. I'm very concerned about eye candy and ear sounds and tastes.

theelderthing:

m2manga:

The Sailor Scout, Fantasy RPG set!

Ami-Mage! <3

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n3vh33r4:

angstyarrow:

wallywestkidflashiloveu:

thebrucewayne:

So the bar is to fling yourself up there?

Holy crap i wouldnt be able to get up there if the bar is the only way!

wtf is this dick’s bedroom?

you attach a ladder to it so you dont have a ladder in the middle of your tiny house all day, haha 

n3vh33r4:

angstyarrow:

wallywestkidflashiloveu:

thebrucewayne:

So the bar is to fling yourself up there?

Holy crap i wouldnt be able to get up there if the bar is the only way!

wtf is this dick’s bedroom?

you attach a ladder to it so you dont have a ladder in the middle of your tiny house all day, haha 

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mhysa-pizza asked: what is the frey pie theory?


Answer:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

So, if you recall Davos’s chapters in ADWD, Wyman Manderly had certain visitors: Symond, Jared, and Rhaegar Frey. They were there to return the bones of Wyman’s son Wendel, who had been killed at the Red Wedding, and to make sure House Manderly bent the knee to the Iron Throne.

While the three Freys are guests in White Harbor, Wyman treats them with every honor, promising to betroth his granddaughter Wynafryd to Rhaegar and his other granddaughter Wylla to Little Walder. When Davos presents Stannis’s case to Wyman, the Freys mock him, and give their cover story for the Red Wedding (that Robb had turned into a monstrous werewolf and was slaughtering everyone and they put him down). Wyman pretends to execute Davos on Cersei’s orders (thus proving his loyalty and getting his son Wylis back from being held hostage in Harrenhal), but actually hides him away safe. He then meets with Davos secretly and gives this fantastic speech.

So, after that… the three Freys leave for Winterfell, to meet up with their relatives coming for the wedding of Ramsay Bolton and “Arya Stark”. Wyman supposedly gives them three palfreys as guest gifts when they leave (note a guest gift is the official sign that you are no longer guest and host, and that guest right no longer applies). But despite those fine horses, the Freys never arrive, simply vanishing into the air. Ramsay hunts for them for sixteen days, but there’s no sign of them whatsoever. And Big Walder tells Theon, “I never thought we would [find them]. They’re dead. Lord Wyman had them killed. That’s what I would have done if I was him.”

Then at the wedding feast, Wyman, who had provided the food, presents:

three great wedding pies, as wide across as wagon wheels, their flaky crusts stuffed to bursting with carrots, onions, turnips, parsnips, mushrooms, and chunks of seasoned pork swimming in a savory brown gravy. Ramsay hacked off slices with his falchion and Wyman Manderly himself served, presenting the first steaming portions to Roose Bolton and his fat Frey wife, the next to Ser Hosteen and Ser Aenys, the sons of Walder Frey. “The best pie you have ever tasted, my lords,” the fat lord declared. “Wash it down with Arbor gold and savor every bite. I know I shall.”
True to his word, Manderly devoured six portions, two from each of the three pies, smacking his lips and slapping his belly and stuffing himself until the front of his tunic was half-brown with gravy stains and his beard was flecked with crumbs of crust.

And the pies continue to be mentioned:

“No taste for pork pie, my lord? The best pork pie we ever tasted, our fat friend would have us believe.” She gestured toward Lord Manderly with her wine cup. “Have you ever seen a fat man so happy? He is almost dancing. Serving with his own hands.” It was true. The Lord of White Harbor was the very picture of the jolly fat man, laughing and smiling, japing with the other lords and slapping them on the back, calling out to the musicians for this tune or that tune.

And as the feast winds down,

Lord Manderly was so drunk he required four strong men to help him from the hall. “We should have a song about the Rat Cook,” he was muttering, as he staggered past Theon, leaning on his knights. “Singer, give us a song about the Rat Cook.”

Now, you may remember the story of the Rat Cook that Bran relates back in ASOS:

The Rat Cook had cooked the son of the Andal king in a big pie with onions, carrots, mushrooms, lots of pepper and salt, a rasher of bacon, and a dark red Dornish wine. Then he served him to his father, who praised the taste and had a second slice. Afterward the gods transformed the cook into a monstrous white rat who could only eat his own young. He had roamed the Nightfort ever since, devouring his children, but still his hunger was not sated. “It was not for murder that the gods cursed him,” Old Nan said, “nor for serving the Andal king his son in a pie. A man has a right to vengeance. But he slew a guest beneath his roof, and that the gods cannot forgive.”

Not exactly a pleasant song for a wedding celebration, is it? But as a story of vengeance… a story of the gods punishing those who betray guest right… a story of, well, cooking someone in a big pie and feeding them to their relatives… it’s very appropriate indeed.

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PARIS 16EME starringAjak & Ataui Deng by John-Paul Pietrus

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realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

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operationobservation:

huffingtonpost:

DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

Chills down my whole body. This is how parents should react.

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asylum-art:

Javier Riera

Javier Riera‘s photographic light projections make a round treetop look like a mazed cube. Riera is currently exploring the harmonious relationship between geometry and landscape, using geometry to change our perception of the scenery and objects we thought we knew so well.

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codalion:

nextian:

m-azing:


A fusion of Indo-Islamic architecture coupled with Gothic art form. Mahabat Maqbara, Junagadh, Gujarat.

oh my god
oh my GOD
WHERE IS THE BOOK/COMIC/MOVIE/WHATEVER WITH A SETTING LIKE THIS

the Fall! Except also bonus use of California Spanish architecture as the “real” framing world so you have fusions on both sides of the mirror.

The Fall is a great example of what a shame it is that more California mission architecture isn’t portrayed in media about California, but meh, [academic paper about the Black Legend and erasure of Spanish and Latino history in media about California], [whole senior year of college], [fuck you Veronica Mars], etc.  Anyway LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BUILDING

codalion:

nextian:

m-azing:

A fusion of Indo-Islamic architecture coupled with Gothic art form. Mahabat Maqbara, Junagadh, Gujarat.

oh my god

oh my GOD

WHERE IS THE BOOK/COMIC/MOVIE/WHATEVER WITH A SETTING LIKE THIS

the Fall! Except also bonus use of California Spanish architecture as the “real” framing world so you have fusions on both sides of the mirror.

The Fall is a great example of what a shame it is that more California mission architecture isn’t portrayed in media about California, but meh, [academic paper about the Black Legend and erasure of Spanish and Latino history in media about California], [whole senior year of college], [fuck you Veronica Mars], etc.  Anyway LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BUILDING

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jhscdood:

lokiloo:

So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’ with such a conviction that I wanted to melt.

And then I noticed his hearing aids, and got excited. “Hey, you know Hawkeye’s just like you, right? He has the same hearing aids!” And I swear to god the whole family just stopped.

As I explained that in the comics, there’s a Hawkeye that’s Deaf, you could see the little boy’s eyes just grow. His dad was so excited, he said he was go find all the issues for the kids. And as I served them, I overheard their mom explaining that when one sense goes, the others get stronger, and that maybe their brother would be a super hero one day.

If there was ever a reason to include diversity, it is for the look on a child’s face knowing they’re not alone.

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jtotheizzoe:

explore-blog:

A visual compendium of bioluminescent creatures by Seattle-based artist Eleanor Lutz, reminiscent of Ernest Haeckel’s pioneering drawings from the early 1900s. Also available as a poster.
Pair with the first poem published in a scientific journal, an ode to bioluminescence. 
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Let it glow!
What’s your favorite? I’m a jelly man myself. 

jtotheizzoe:

explore-blog:

A visual compendium of bioluminescent creatures by Seattle-based artist Eleanor Lutz, reminiscent of Ernest Haeckel’s pioneering drawings from the early 1900s. Also available as a poster.

Pair with the first poem published in a scientific journal, an ode to bioluminescence

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Let it glow!

What’s your favorite? I’m a jelly man myself. 

— 22 hours ago with 1076 notes
#shiny 

discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

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#I don't know that I actually believe this is a good idea or anything  #but it's sort of feels like a thing right now 

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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